"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
You know you’re a Potterhead when you get super excited over a Harry Potter film being on tv despite having all 8 DVDs within arm’s reach.
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.
do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool